The Problem With Drinking
That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink.
If something happens, you drink in an attempt to forget;
if something good happens, you drink in order to celebrate;
and if nothing happens, you drink to make something happen.
- Charles Bukowski 1978
Wise words from the master. Respect.

If Bukowski was a Kings fan...
"If the Kings beat the Knicks tonight, I will drink to celebrate. If they lose, I'll drink to forget. If the game is canceled, I'll drink to make something happen."
mmmm bukowski