This Blog Needs A Little Levity

January 30, 2004 | |

I have a fever, and the only cure is more cowbell!

The Sports Guy strikes again.

Peabs v. Lou Dobbs:
Detractors claim he's utterly unelectable, personally irresponsible, and ethically repugnant. His supporters argue that Peabs is exactly what America needs. Is he a flash in the pan, or the future of politics in America? As part of CNN's ongoing coverage of the Presidential primaries, Lou Dobbs Tonight host Lou Dobbs sat down with Peabs.

LD: What would you say to those that claim genital size and curvature is unimportant to the electorate, and that your attacks on John Kerry relating to said are the worst kind of negative campaigning and mudslinging?

Peabs: Peabs only speaks truths, Lou. Obvs, if you've got a small D, I'm gonna attack you. I don't feel this is "mudslinging," per se, just brutal honesty from a man who happens to be blessed down below. Bovs.

Obvs in '04! Tiggs, Shats and Boombalats.