Late In The Day

Ooh ooh, this is a good one. The Sports Guy unleashes his Vengance Scale. My fave's:

It's funny 'cause it's true.

Are you looking at my bum you cheeky monkey? You bum watcher. [link via Grambo]

Speaking of the Nation of Whatevs, sincere apologies are due to the mighty Gorilla after yours truly unintentionally left him out of the Last Tourist buzz yesterday. It was not intended (unless it was my subconscious getting back at you for our epic "Is Larry Bird Overrated" arguement).

In other news, Yay me! Washington DC fits everything I was looking for in my new hometown (except maybe for #9 - beer is still $5 a pop here).

Franzia Ferdinand leads the Mercury Soft Drink Music Prize noms. However, let me go on record saying my money is on The Streets yo. Fit like you know it or whatever he says.

Imagine paying over 400 pounds on tickets and a flight to see your first Morrissey concert and the getting knocked out the moment he walked onstage and miss the entire gig.

Freedom of Speech, just watch what you say.

Fucksticks. At least the Cubs suck too.

The media is allowed to watch the last half-hour of Celtics practices during the season, but I've already offered cash money to be in the gym the first time Tony Allen bodies up Ricky Davis on defense. Cheers Mr. Bulpett.

Will Doc Rivers bring out the best in Marcus Banks?

It's gettin' hott in Cherrlotte. Nelly is a now a part owner of the Bobcats.

The free agent signing that no one is talking about.