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Ah Monday and the start of a new work week. Everyone in the office always complains when they have to come back to work on Monday but I am happy to report that I am not there yet, although it doesn’t make getting up at 7:15 any easier. I was just handed copies of the first two magazines that will have my name in the masthead, so that is kinda exciting. Not as exciting as getting your name in the liner notes of a CD, but exciting nonetheless.

My weekend was good, although not really relaxing. I carried on with my drinking binge that started on Wednesday, which now brings my consecutive nights streak to a mind blowing five. I think I have to take a break tonight (even though we have ‘Skins v. ‘Boys esta noche on MNF as well as DCist Mike’s monthly Cheoff Geoff’s wine tasting as well as DCist Catherine’s Pub Trivia night). I am such a social fucking butterfly that I can’t stand it.

Last night I got to tag along to Wonkette’s birthday party, which, although it sounds incredibly interesting, actually wasn’t. That was mainly because 1) I really didn’t know anyone there and 2) I was half asleep from the night before and not really in a party mood. I figured I should go because you don’t get invited to one of these things every day and you never know who you might meet. Sadly, I left after an hour, one beer (a lukewarm Hoegaarden that set me back $6) and without meeting Mrs. Cox (who looked muy cute and was taller than I expected). Mike told me things picked up after I left, which is generally par for the course. But I digress…

I actually wanted to go to this last night before I was blinded by blogger star power, but from the sounds of it, it looks like I didn’t miss much.

It's almost time to go PP! Celtics training camp starts next Tuesday! Fuck yeah! Am I the only one that gets excited about training camp? Don't answer that.

Waltah chats with the fans, sadly no one asks him why he can’t get more than two boards a game.

Pitchfork hearts Interpol.

New Flaming Lips relatively soon.

More on the Johnny Cash musical.

So, who does this blog serve? America. I laughed my ass off at this. Make sure you read parts one and two as well.

Woo Hoo! Congrats.

That’s all I got for today, sorry. I am hard at work on my super secret surprise offering that will be coming your way in the semi-near future. And yes, I gonna continue to be that guy and talk it up without telling you what it is.