Tuesday Afternoon Edition

REM is soooo topical today. Anyone wanna take Coolfer up on this wager? To top it off, the WaPo takes a look at how REM is using Myspace.com to promote their new record. The print edition showed the group's album sales since Automatic For The People (i.e pre-suckiness) and...well, let's just say that it's been a downward trend.

Steve Jobs returns to work.

Buy a Mac if you want a secure computer.

Wonderful, my alma mater is currently the fourth worst team in the country according to ESPN.com. Go Pirates. And everyone was wondering why I'm skipping homecoming this weekend...

It's never too early to start the NBA power rankings. It's also never too early to start bitching about your team's ranking. How the fuck are the Warriors ranked ahead of the C's?

Jason Giambi, no soup for you!

OK, NOW I'm ready for the playoffs. I got my column from The Sports Guy. Oh, and thanks ESPN for making us the favorites this postseason. No pressure or anything.