It's Happy Hour Again
DCist Happy Hour tonight. Represent yo. Come introduce yourself and say hi.
DC baseball is on the tips of everyone's tongues today. Lots of good discussion on the subject. Personally I hope we do get a team, but I don't think the district needs to build a stadium for a group of uber-rich owners to field a team full of millionaires. Let the new owners foot the bill.
This is literally the funniest thing I have ever read. Seriously. Guess what rap song these translated lyrics belong to:
As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds, including but not limited to those with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and prostitutes. I particularly enjoy sexual encounters with the latter group as they are generally disappointed in the fact that they only receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of course, they douche on a consistent basis. Although I am extremely unattractive, I am able to engage in these types of sexual acts with some regularity. Perhaps my sexuality is somehow related to my fancy and expensive jewelry.
I enjoy playing my music loudly on my car stereo. Apparently, women enjoy this also because they become sexually aroused when they see me driving. Oddly enough, when I visit the Native American reservations, some of the more sexually promiscuous Indian women attempt to seduce me in their homes. Their intent is to divest me of my earnings. Such actions are unacceptable.
Understand this fact: you can have neither my money, nor my weapons. I suggest that you inform your peers that we engaged in violent sexual acts. Currently, I am rapping with my associates, the Junior Mafia. I’m having some difficulty understanding why you refuse to approach me. I am attempting to make eye contact with you through my expensive glasses, and as soon as you respond with a smile, I will approach you. The answer is here.
Best of oh four from Productshop Enwhysee.
Nike disses Kobe. Get in line.
Apple copying Windoze? That's unpossible!
Give Me Centrism Or Give Me Death! Good stuff. The paragraph on Ton Loc is worth the price of admission alone. And it's free.
It's amazing where the Top 40 List ends up being discussed.
Arcade Fire tour news (did I already post this?) as well as Johnny Cash DVD info right below that.
MJ to marry Donnie Darko and Bill Murray, pot smuggler(yes, that Bill Murray). Both from Golden Fiddle.
off topic, but there were kids wearing earl boykins has a posse t-shirts in baby blue last night.
If so, didn't see them.
the rap lyric translation was right on "da money". wow, that was great.
thanks!!!