I Don't Mean To Brag, I Don't Mean To Boast...
but I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast. And play fantasy football.

Yes, yours truly has willed his ragtag group of NFL cast-offs and no names (Jeff Garcia, Ryan Grant, Earnest Graham and Michael Boley to name a few) all the way to the top of the standings. Cleverly Named Team will not be stopped!
Yes, I know you couldn't care less, but I felt the need to make you aware of my extraordinary GM abilities. I don't have single player in the overall points Top 20.
Of course, I'm currently sitting in 10th place in my basketball pool (thanks Gilbert).

The most impressive part is that you managed to have the best record with only 1213 points. Nice work, bovs.