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GO TO HELL CAROLINA! GO TO HELL!

It's been a long time since I've felt so good about a UNC loss. MDT put it best when he said "The first half was like watching a snuff film."

Fuck you UNC, fuck you Roy Williams, and fuck you Psycho T.

The best part is we'll probably get to watch Tyler Hansbrough do this again next year! How great would it be if UNC's savior never makes it to Championship Monday, much less wins the whole damn thing?

That's a rhetorical question. It would be pretty damn great. Obvs.

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What's more, the new starting times for the Saturday region finals, 6:40 and 9:05, are a joke. Forget the fact that they blow up Saturday night newspaper deadlines for two-thirds of the country (although the NCAA should care about people being unable to read about a game that decides a Final Four slot on Sunday morning). More importantly, it means the players have to sit and wait for a late start that helps no one except, apparently, CBS. Fans have to kill time all day, too. The old times, 4:40 and 7, were too late. This is ridiculous. The only reason the Sunday games are more reasonable (2:30 and 5) is so CBS doesn't lose "60 Minutes." Thank God for "60 Minutes."

I remember going outside and playing basketball all afternoon in 1988, after Duke beat top ranked Temple and super-frosh Mark Macon to reach the Final Four. Mike Harris and I took turns being Quinn Snyder and Kevin Strickland.

Gerald Henderson, take a bow. From goat to hero in one trip down the court. You ruined tonight and tomorrow for Deadspin Nation, and for that, I thank you.

Last night D.C. United played their first home game of the 2008 season at RFK Stadium as part of the CONCACAF Champions Cup.
Their opponent: Jamaica's Harbor View Football Club.
The result: a 5-nil win for United, who advance to the Champions Cup semis in April.
Peep the recap at DCist.
I love shooting MLS. There's nothing better. It's only been four months since I shot MLS Cup at RFK, but it seemed like an eternity.

Highlights from last night:
Fred's weird pacifier/cradle rocking goal celebration (apparently his wife is expecting)...

...and Santino Quaranta's act of contrition towards the Barra Brava and Screaming Eagles, the D.C. United supporters clubs. Tino is a former United player and local product that had lost form due to a series of injuries. He was subsequently traded away and made some not so friendly gestures to the Barra and Eagles while playing with the Los Angeles Galaxy. This was not taken kindly. He's fallen on hard times and signed a contract with United during the off season to get his career back on track. He played great last night and it looks like he is on the road to forgiveness.

A colleague received this email last night. Draw your own conclusions.

Colin Coward Interview Opportunity- DC Area- TIME SENSITIVE

Hi there [redacted],

My name is [redacted] and I'm working with ESPN Radio to help promote some of their top talent. I wanted to touch base with you about an upcoming event we have with Colin Coward in the DC area. Colin is going to broadcasting from Clyde's Restaurant next to the Verizon Center THIS THURSDAY and we have just been informed he has granted interview opportunities with online press immediately following his show, at 1 PM.

I wanted to reach out to you to see if you were interested in being one of the four sites we are offering this opportunity to. Each site will have ten minutes of one-on-one time with Colin, as well as photos opportunities following. The space and time is understandable limited, so I will need to hear back from you ASAP as to whether or not you'd be interested.

Please let me know and I can give you further details! I understand the turnaround is very quick on this, but I think this will be a great opportunity that shouldn't be missed.

Thanks and look forward to hearing from you!

[redacted]

“We be there tomorrow,” Cassell said. “We’re coming. The Big Green Machine is coming. …I don’t predict wins and losses, but I’ll predict one thing: We’ll be there.”

Best!

...but of all the scenarios concerning this electric Celtics turnaround, the one that I've found most enjoyable is the way Paul Pierce has folded seamlessly into his new nucleus. Just the other day, Garnett lauded him as his league MVP, and while that has virtually no chance of happening, KG's sentiments were not misplaced.

All those doubters who wondered aloud if Pierce could share the ball, the minutes, and the limelight have been quieted. The critics who dogged his defense have had to eat some crow.

And, even with Garnett and Allen aboard, No. 34 still remains one of the most dangerous scorers - if not the most dangerous - on his team...

As for his defense, the commitment has been there from the start. On the very first possession of this magical 2007-08 season against the Washington Wizards, Pierce, overplaying Caron Butler, deflected a pass, then clapped like an excited schoolboy when the ball grazed off Butler's fingers and out of bounds.

The new era of Celtics basketball was officially in motion.

Wow. It's a lot more labor intensive than us armchair GM's might think.

Related: Celtics On Brink of Turnaround Record.

Utterly ridiculous. You'd think Duke could get a call at home on Senior Night, but it was not to be. Funny how the pundits failed to notice that DeMarcus Nelson didn't shoot any free throws either.

That said, this loss is squarely on the offense. In the last five minutes they reverted to that 1-on-1 crap they started the game off with and, as a result, the offense bogged down and they couldn't get a bucket. Off course, usually when that happens you get to the line every once in a while. But I digress...